How Many Babies Did You Eat For Thanksgiving?
What type of gravy did you use? I like to mix my babies up with the potatoes then the corn will stick to the potatoes and you get a mouth full of baby, potato, and corn.. MMmmm good
I had 3 helpings of babies
Then today I made a cold baby sandwich before heading to work. (Left over babies are only good cold and between two pieces of bread)

You weirdo
One thousand babies and one hundred chickens. Feels like it anyway
Did you already eat the left-overs!?
ZERO
you look like you had a hell of a lot more than 3
Are you sure you didn’t eat like….10?
None,
umm…. about 2.
lmao
less than you old man
two and a half… i couldn’t find the other half D: