baby

draino. you know, that stuff you put down you sinks, sowers, and bath tubs to un-clog them?? whats it made of?! heres what i think:
when your just a tiny baby in your mommas belly, its very very dark. but your not afraid. and when you are born you wake up all the time and dont sleep well at night. but when you get a little bit older, like a child but not an infant, the sandman starts to visit you. he puts sand in your eyes at night to help you fall asleep and thats what is in the corners of your eyes in the morning. the sandmans sand. but while the sandman is visiting, he collects all your night time bravery leaving you afraid of the dark. but then he ends up with leftover night time bravery that he doesnt use for making the sand and doesnt know what to do with it. so, he gives it to the draino scientists. and they make little black serpents out of it and bottle them up and sell them at the supermarket but the serpents are so unafraid of the dark they crave it. so they slither all through your houses pipes and eat up all the crud leaving you drains clear and clean:]
what do you think??